Bert Humbug!

A thousand apologies go out to Chris and Stephanie for the mindless destruction of their hard work creating a respectable entry for the "cheesiest holiday card". That should average out to about one apology per shredded bit. Bert's most recent activism has revolved around the ideal notion of a paper-free society. Therefore, he is performing acts of paper terrorism one holiday card at a time. The latest victim was the nice gold-lined envelope and high quality laser printed card made by Chris and Stephanie. While Bert views paper as an acceptable medium for the 1950's, he has expressed interest in the use of electronic and plush/squeaky media from here on out.

My attempts to reprimand Bert for such malicious actions were made in vain as the aural abuse could not be heard over the incessant wagging of his fluffy fanny tail.

(The top picture contains evidence found in the bedroom, 20 feet from the original crime scene)